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Ezekiel... The sweetest place in the Milky Way!

Ezekiel is the perfect destination place for anyone and

everyone! Ezekiel is home of the former planet Saturn.

The unique thing about Ezekiel is that everything on the

planet is edible. Everywhere you look there is candy.

We have very advanced systems of transportation on

Ezekiel. You can grab a life saver and take a ride on the

Hershey Flow river which can take you anywhere because

it takes up fifty percent of our planet. You can even transfer

to school or college out here and go to our School of Smarties

of our University of Nerds. Do not worry about being safe on

Ezekiel because we have highly skilled gobstoppers that

patrol 24/7. Do not worry about becoming out of contact

on Ezekiel because our Twizzler Power Lines reach all

over the galaxy. The locals, or as we call them the Zeeks,

are extremely friendly Sour Patch Kids. You can ask them

for anything and they will make you feel at home. Ezekiel

is perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth. If you are interested

in visiting Ezekiel call 1-I-WANT-CANDY or 1-492-682-2639

to book your Kit Kat tickets today!

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